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Ten Word Story #11 - Ming D. Liu (via mingdliu)

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3AM: the time to miss people who don’t miss you.

kardashy:

My friend’s grandma got her something from Hollister as a gift, but apparently she didn’t like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it.

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ryenross:

L I S T E N } { Failed that test? Can’t fit your jeans? Cleaned the drain and your hand collided with the drenched corpse of a rat this morning? If you can’t fix your life, you can at least give it a cheerful soundtrack. So crank up the volume and forget the small worries you’re clinging to, because you’re the raddest and you deserve today with a cherry on top }

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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

(via sextnoise)

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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